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MUTH marne ke 11 Faayde
1:- Self Reliance 2:- Time Convience
3:- Prevention of Crime 4:- Mental Choice of Lady
5:- No Risks of AIDS 6:- No Special place Requirement
7:- No Wastage of Cash 8:- Easy to Perform
9:- No fear of early ejaculation 10:- Guranteed Satisfaction
11:- No Risk of Being Caught So moral is
Badnammi de Phuddi naalon izzat de Muth Changi hai
dushmano ne teer chalaya do dilon ke beech main...ghum ghuma ke ghus gaya chutaron ke beech main
chikne ladkon ka tujh per noor barse , harpathan teri dosti ko tarse , khuda
kare teri zindagi main itnain pathan ahee k tu ek minute bhi sharwar pehnne ko tarsey.
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo
Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} ..
Phir aisee thee { } ..
Ab aisee hai { } ..
Ab kia karoon aise {}
ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon
Bond 007 :- Mona, ur not wearing panty today?
Mona:- Yes sir, ur great.. hw did u know that?
007:- i can see dandruff on ur shoes...