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Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa
whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.
WHY?
His Wife Delivered a Baby. Doctor sent Him SMS,"Mubark Ho, Aap Baap Ban Gaye".
Sardar fwded it 2 all his frnds :-)
A sardar asked his frend,
"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"
Frend replied "No"
Sardar said,
"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay...