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CUSTOMER: My wife needs a BRAZER but i dont know the size


SALES GIRL: its ok touch my breast & try to calculate


CUSTOMER: Oh! i forgot she needs underwear too
Ek Pathan, Ek panjabi Aur Ek sindhi
Teeno ki Wifes Pregnant Thien Unho nay Shert Lagai k kis k Bate ki Lulli Bari Hogi.
On Delivry Day, Nurse Said to sindhi: Beta hua hai, Lulli 4 Inch ki hai.
Punjabi: Beta hua hai, Lulli 5 Inch ki hai, Then Nurse 2 pathan: Lun huwa hai,

Beta 3 Inch ka hai.

Teacher:

Batao jab subah larkiyan so k uthti hain to ankhain kyun masalti hain?

Bacha:

Miss kyon k un k pass tattay nahi hotay.
Girl.Kash main car k nichay ajaao 2 month school band,

2 girl-kash main truck k nichay ajaao

5 month school band,

Boy-meray nichay ajaao to 9 month school band.
Ek aurat ne 6 bachoon ko ek sath janam diya.


Woh bed say uttaree aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k boli


kaha tha na dogi style theek nhe
 
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