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Tut k zra dkho,tm agr bikhr jao, be basi mei ghir jao,
dil se ek sada dyna, bs mje bula lyna,
main tmhein smbhalon ga,
zindgi mei chalne ka,
rasta badlne ka, ek huner skha doun ga,
tm ko hoslaa doun ga, or jb smbhl jao,
roushne mei dhal jao,
mjh ko youn sila dyna,
tm mje bhula dyna
Khlos-e-dil se milo to saza detay hein log
Sachay jazbat b thukra detay hen log
Dekh nahi saktay do dilon ka milna
Bethy huay do prinday b ura dety hen log...
mehboob mere,mehboob mere..
apni masti me mujhe jeene de..
joo dood hai tere seene me..
mujhe daba-daba ke peene de
Child: Papa aunti ka pait kiun phula hai
Father: i know, tu sab janta hai
Child: i don't know, trust me
Father: In k pait mai pani bhara hai
Child: Ohoo!! phir Papa bacha to doob jaiga
HOW DOES A CRICKET COMMENTATOR DESCRIBES A NAKE WOMAN?
NO COVER
NO EXTRA COVER
NO SLIP
2 SILLY POINTS
2 FINE LEGS
AND A DEEP GULLY
LITTLE GRASS ON THE PITCH
BOY:pora under gaya?
Girl:Ouch...Haan
Boy:Zyada lag to nahin rha na?
Girl:Haan thora thora...
BOy:Oye sheeday baji ko 8 number wala joota dikhana:)