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Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.

Chicken started singing & dancing :

" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA
MAR DALA MAR DALA "
aap zindagi main buhat agay jaow gay
      buhat agay jaow gay......... .....   kiuke
    
app jahan bhi jawo gay sab app say

      ye kahain gain
   
  "chal bay chal agay chall"
aap kitnay achay hain
      aap kitnay piyaray hain
      app lagtay hum ko chand sitaray hain
     
aap hum ko jan say bhi piyaray hain
     aur ek ham hain
 
    jo kab say jhoot bolay ja rahain hain
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
    
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.

      Ab tum hi batao,
   
  kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
     Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

       liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
  
    socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
 
     magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
 
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